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Hey Frank, I'm going to the store
Do you want me to pick you up a soda while I'm there?
I’m going to the store too. Be careful driving and don’t hit any trees.
Thanks, Frank, I’ll be careful! Tree season’s tough, they just stand in the middle of the road until you leave.
Should I get Bepis or carbonated aquafaba?
Is it “goat’s milk carbonated” or “goat carbonated?”
Goat carbonated, I’ve been curious.
Goat’s milk carbonated is nice and all, but I wanted to try something new. I heard it has more of a kick to it.
Want me to get one for you, too?
I’d prefer a “goat’s milk carbonated,” but I think you should get a “goat carbonated” for yourself. Goat’s milk carbonated tends to go down easier and doesn’t give you as much of a buzz, but I think it’s worth a shot.
You got it, Frank! The store’s only 7 more hours away, I brought the good cooler so it stays nice and cold. I’ll let you know when I’m back!
The store’s 7 hours away? 7 more hours? The store’s 7 hours away and you’re driving to it?
Drive carefully, Frank
Thank you! I was as careful as could be. The trees are getting pretty bold though, when I got back out to the parking lot I caught one trying to eat my car’s fender. That added a couple hours to my commute.
Anyway, got the sodas! It’s nice and cold, too. Here’s your carbonated Aquafada (goat’s milk carbonated, just like you wanted)!
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